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Top Ten Movie Villians



They’re wicked and they’re foul, they’re evil and they’re deviant, but what would movies, or Halloween for that matter, be without them? While most are truly quite horrific, others are also a little funny. But throughout the many years of cinematic history, one fact has always remained constant about movie bad guys (or gals)… we love to hate them. Following is our list of the top movie villains of all time, in no particular order. For the purposes of inclusion on the list, a villain is defined as the antagonist of a film’s plot, but doesn’t necessarily have to be human. As a side note, most of us around the RELATIVITY OnLine office wanted to put Hohol on the list, but he’s never been in a movie.


  • 1. Khan Noonien Singh / Ricardo Montalban – Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
  • 2. Hannibal Lecter / Sir Anthony Hopkins – Silence of the Lambs (1991)
  • 3. Hal 9000 / voice of Douglas Rain – 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
  • 4. Norman Bates / Anthony Perkins – Psycho (1960)
  • 5. Max Cady / Robert Mitchum – Cape Fear (1962)
  • 6. The Joker / Heath Ledger – The Dark Night (2008)
  • 7. Alex Forest / Glenn Close – Fatal Attraction (1987)
  • 8. Jack Torrance / Jack Nicholson – The Shining (1980)
  • 9. Anton Chigurh / Javier Bardem – No Country for Old Men (2007)
  • 10. Nurse Ratched / Louise Fletcher – One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)




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Top Ten Creepy Music Videos


marilyn-manson51Horror movies aren’t the only source of scares, thrills and large doses of gore. For years, music videos have presented visual depictions to help bring out the intended soul of a song. Some go far beyond the recording studio, as music videos have become more than just an option for artist to market their music, but the chance for them to project a vision. These videos are sure to raise the hairs on your necks, cause goose bumps to appear and for some, will force you to click the stop button. They are by no means for all tastes. There are those of you who will be greatly disturbed when viewing some of images from the list below.  Some are from bands you may not know of, but this does not discredit their music or the director’s vision. It should be noted than several of these videos have been banned from MTV and rightfully so. The Creepiest of them all, The Nine Inch Nail’s “Gave up”, is the most disturbing slice of film, TV and / or movies included, this writer has ever seen. Parental advisory is strongly suggested and a genuine warning is issued to anyone who chooses to view it. Hohol struggled with the idea of actually including the video in the post, but in the end decided not to. With vivid depictions of bondage, torture, murder, necrophilia and cannibalism, it’s just too graphic and would offend too many. Yes, the multiplicity of perspective is what RELATIVITY OnLine is all about, even if that perspective is as disturbing as the video at the top of this list. I will allow you the reader, however, to seek it out on your own if you so choose.

  • 1. Nine Inch Nails – Gave Up (Broken Movie Version)
  • 2. Tool – any video they have ever made
  • 3. Tom Petty – Last Dance With Mary Jane
  • 4. Marilyn Manson – The Beautiful People
  • 5. Skinny Puppy – Worlock
  • 6. Radiohead – There, there
  • 7. Aphex Twin – Come to Daddy
  • 8. Mr. Bungle – Quote Unquote
  • 9. Soundgarden – Black Hole Sun
  • 10. Meshuggah – Bleed


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Top Ten Famous Deaths at the Age of 27

Kurt Cobain 1967 - 1994

Kurt Cobain 1967 – 1994

The recent death of incredibly talented actor Philip Seymour Hoffman of a heroin overdose on February 2, 2014 once again reminded us all of the dangers of fame and addiction. Only 46 years of age, he was a master of his craft with years ahead of him, but this was not meant to be. When we move from actors to musicians however, 46 seems to be a long and healthy life for many of the most famous who died so very young.  The number of rock musicians who died early in life is clearly far too many. That being said, the fact that so many of the biggest and most influential talents in rock music history died at the age of 27 is downright bizarre.

Over the years, the conspiracy theorists have come up with a number of stories behind the deaths of the members of this so called “27 club.” These stories have grown more and more outrageous with each year passed, with everything from legal cover-ups to elaborate hoaxes and even deals with the devil gleefully spun into rock mythology gold in order to try and make some sense of these tragic losses.

Below, in no discernible order, is a list of the most famed deaths in music, all coming at the youthful age of just 27 years old.

1. Kurt Cobain

Cobain had possessed a troubled mind for most of his life, which was accelerated by his heroin addiction and refusal to attend rehab. Cobain became the gravelly voice of the 1990s grunge movement the minute ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ hit the airwaves, with the Nirvana leader continuing to create brilliant rock milestones until the day he died.

Jimi Hendrix 1942 - 1970

Jimi Hendrix 1942 – 1970


2. Jimi Hendrix

His unparalleled ability to express and innovate on the guitar, as well as his endless desire to redefine everything about what rock music could be and how it was presented, make it all but certain that the four original albums we got to hear from Hendrix were only the tip of what he could have accomplished with more time. Sadly, a combination of red wine and sleeping pills (reportedly, stronger than expected) took that all away from us.

3. Brian Jones

Jones, a slide guitar genius who intended to be the Stones’ leader as they performed more traditional blues-based music, was slowly pushed to the side in favor of the impressive songwriting abilities (and charismatic on-stage presences) of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. After he contributed to just two songs on 1969′s ‘Let it Bleed’ album, Jones’ substance abuse problems — including an arrest that threatened his ability to tour overseas — became too much for his bandmates. Those same abuse problems are also believed to have contributed to his drowning death.

Jim Morrison 1943 - 1971

Jim Morrison 1943 – 1971

4. Jim Morrison

The singer reportedly died on July 3, 1971 — again, at the age of 27 — of heart failure in the bathtub of his Paris apartment. In accordance with French law, since there was no sign of foul play, no further investigation was performed. However many people suspect that Morrison in fact died of a heroin overdose, possibly in the bathroom stall of a nearby club. Or… maybe he faked the whole thing and is raising horses in Oregon.

5. Janis Joplin

According to Rolling Stone’s account, Joplin was found dead in L.A.’s Landmark Hotel, with fresh needle marks on her arm and $4.50 clutched in her hand. It has been suggested that her dealer accidentally sold her and several other clients an overly strong dose of the drug. She was in the process of finishing up what would turn out to be

Robert Johnson 1911 - 1938

Robert Johnson 1911 – 1938

the her posthumously-released 1971 solo album ‘Pearl,’ having just completed the a cappella track ‘Mercedes Benz‘ three days earlier.

6. Robert Johnson

Since so little is known about Johnson — who recorded barely more than two dozen songs, including ‘Dust My Broom’ and ‘Sweet Home Chicago’ in his unnaturally short life — some pretty crazy myths and rumors about him have taken hold in many people’s minds.  He’s rumored to have sold his soul to the Devil, and to have died after being poisoned by the jealous boyfriend of a woman he was talking to, just as famed talent scout John Hammond was trying to hand him a one-way ticket to fame and fortune.

7. Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse 1983 - 2011

Amy Winehouse 1983 – 2011

An English singer-songwriter known for her deep contralto vocals and her eclectic mix of musical genres, including R&B, soul, jazz, and reggae.  Winehouse’s 2003 debut album, Frank, was a critical success. Her 2006 follow-up album, Back to Black, led to five 2008 Grammy Awards, tying the record for the most wins by a female artist in a single night, and made Winehouse the first British female to win five Grammys, including three of the general field “Big Four” awards: Best New Artist, Record of the Year and Song of the Year.After years of abusing drugs and alcohol, Winehouse was found dead in her apartment of alcohol poisoning on 23 July 2011. Her album Back to Black released posthumously became the UK’s best-selling album of the 21st century.


Jean-Michel Basquiat 1960 - 1988

Jean-Michel Basquiat 1960 – 1988

8.  Jean-Michel Basquiat

An American artist and founder of the punk band Gray, Basquiat gained popularity first as a graffiti artist in New York City, and then as a successful 1980s-era Neo-expressionist artist. Basquiat’s paintings continue to highly influence modern-day artists and command high prices at auctions around the world.

9.  David Alexadnder

Alexander can be heard in the Stooges’ self-titled debut album along with the group’s sophomore masterpiece, ‘Fun House.’ The bassist was dismissed from the Stooges after losing interest in rehearsals and being too drunk to play a hometown gig in Michigan. The bassist died of pneumonia and an inflamed pancreas in 1975 at the age of 27. Alexander’s alcohol abuse reportedly contributed to the bassist’s early demise.

10. Alan Wilson

Wilson was born in BostonMassachusetts and grew up in the Boston suburb of Arlington, Massachusetts. He majored in music at Boston University and often played the Cambridge coffeehouse folk-blues circuit. He acquired the nickname “Blind Owl” owing to his extreme farsightedness; in one instance when he was playing at a wedding, he laid his guitar on the wedding cake because he did not see it. As Canned Heat’s drummer, Fito de la Parra, wrote in his book: “Without the glasses, Alan literally could not recognize the people he played with at two feet, that’s how blind the ‘Blind Owl’ was.


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Ten Ten Movie Shootouts


Untouchablest_posterThere are few plot inclusions more exhilarating than an honest to goodness barn-burning shootout. Whether they take place on urban city streets or in the Old West, these deadly firefights always make our hearts beat just a little bit faster.  From Brian DePalma to Sam Peckinpah, some of the best directors in the business have taken on the challenge of orchestrating  a symphony of gun play.  At times the result has been a beautifying production of mayhem and death. Although the list is debatable to be sure, after much discussion around the office, here is RELATIVTY OnLine’s top movie shootouts of all time.

  • 1. Heat – robbery scene
  • 2. The Untouchables – train station scene
  • 3. Hard Boiled  – opening sequence
  • 4. The Matrix – lobby sequence
  • 5. Open Range – final showdown
  • 6. The Wild Bunch – final scene
  • 7. The Killer – apartment sequence
  • 8. Scarface – final shootout
  • 9. Tombstone – gunfight at the OK Corral
  • 10.  The Professional – final shootout

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Top Ten Reasons to Tell the Truth


You might think that it’s a no-brainer why one should live an honest life. But it’s apparent to me that a life of integrity is the exception rather than the rule. How many people do you know who are honest all the time? We could make a case about the morality and the “rightness” of living honestly. Religions have been advocating this for thousands of years, but it’s doubtful if many followers could provide a true model of integrity. I believe in the moral and ethical value of integrity but I also think there are very practical and worthwhile reasons for living an impeccable life. The right thing to do is seldom the easy thing to do. But it’s worth it.

  • 1. Trust. In order to be successful in anything, a person must have a reputation of honesty.
  • 2. Good Health. People who tell the truth are healthier. They have less concern, less stress and feel better about themselves. This has to translate into better health.
  • 3. Pride. I’ve yet to meet a liar who has any real pride in themselves.
  • 4. Peace of Mind. It’s impossible to worry and be happy at the same time.
  • 5. Remembering. It’s been said that no one has a good enough memory to be a good liar.6. Good Sleep. If you lie—unless you have no conscience at all—you’ll often lose sleep because of your fears of being found out.
  • 7. Confidence. There’s no way to have real confidence in oneself when you’re walking on “bull.”
  • 8. Good Relationships. The more one trusts the better the relationship he or she is in, whether personal or business,
  • 9. Legal Problems. We don’t have to look very far to see the legal trouble people get themselves into from dishonesty.
  • 10. It Doesn’t Work. All too often our deceptions and duplicity are discovered.

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Top Ten Assassinations of All Time


Benazir Bhutto

Throughout human history, political leaders of all kinds have been killed for a variety of reasons. Sometimes they’re killed because of the threat to authority they represent to those in power, while in other cases they are murdered due to a controversial stance they have taken.  In the most extreme cases, the killer is simply looking for fame or operating under the guise of insanity, with no real reason for his actions. Whatever the case may be, these murders can sometimes have a profound influence on a country, and at times on the world itself.

10. Benazir Bhutto – Former Prime Minister of Pakistan, 2007

While no longer a sitting head of state, Bhuto’s influence on Pakistani politics was considerable. A moderate voice in a country fraught with extremism, her death at the hands of Islamic militants may have single-handedly destroyed any chance the nation might have had for political stability and likely contributed to the general downward spiral the nation has experienced ever since.

9. Reinhard Heydrich – Senior Nazi Official, 1942

Every bit as ruthless and twice as smart as his protégé, Adolf Hitler, the man was being groomed to be the Fuhrer’s successor when he died; had he lived, who knows if he might not of eventually found the kahunas to oust an increasingly frail and delusional Hitler and take the reins of the Third Reich himself—a prospect that could have had profound implications for the allies.

8. Indira Gandhi- Indian Prime Minister, 1984

Indira Gandhi was the voice of modernization whose death resulted in a period of considerable political instability in India for several years afterwards. Though often considered a controversial figure in Indian politics, her influence and desire to bring India into the twentieth century cannot be underestimated, nor the damage done to those plans—at least in the short term—be denied.

7. John F. Kennedy – U.S. President, 1963

While his death had only a minor impact on the political course he had set for the country can never be denied how profoundly his death cast a pall over the American people that has, in some ways, remained to this day. But even more than that, his death resulted in the creation of the entire cottage industry of conspiracy theories, all of which have done much to stoke the fires of paranoia and cynicism that burn so strongly in this country.

6. Mahatma Gandhi – Indian political activist and spiritual leader, 1948

The voice of non-violence in an increasingly violent world, when the emaciated Indian holy man was gunned down on the streets of New Delhi by a university student turned activist, it was a tremendous blow not only to India, but to the entire world. His policies of compassion towards the poor and non-violent resistance served as a blueprint for peaceful change, while his ability to affect both Hindu and Muslim alike made peace—of a kind—possible in his war-torn nation.

5. Julius Caesar – Emperor of Rome, 44BCE

The murder of Rome’s greatest general and first emperor at the hands of his own senators set the Roman Empire on a course that was to set her on the path of centuries of turmoil and treachery. What Rome might have looked like had he stayed in power is unknown, of course, but it’s likely the transition of power in the future would have been a far less messy affair.

4. Martin Luther King, Jr. – Civil Rights Activist, 1968

While it’s impossible to know how things would have gone for the black community in the late sixties and early seventies had King not been silenced by an assassin, the loss of their chief spokesman was unquestionably a huge blow to the entire civil rights movement.

3. Alexander II – Tsar of Russia, 1881

His death at the hands of terrorists in March of 1881 changed the course of Russia for the bad. Something of an enlightened monarch and a reformer, he was on the verge of creating a parliament in Russia at the time of his death, which likely would have led to the countries’ eventual democratization. Instead, his successors decided to take a more heavy handed approach, resulting in thirty more years of oppressive and corrupt leadership and sowing the seeds for the 1917 revolution that would introduce Communism to the world, the effects of which we are still feeling today.

2. Abraham Lincoln – U.S. President, 1865

No assassination has had as great an impact on a country than did that of the sixteenth president of the United States. His death was disastrous to the south as well, who would have fared much better under Lincoln’s conciliatory hand in the aftermath of the Civil War than it did under Andrew Johnson and subsequent administrations. In fact, it could be said that because of Booth’s treachery likely contributed greatly to the oppression of blacks in the south.

1. Archduke Franz Ferdinand – Heir Apparent to Austro-Hungarian Throne, 1914

The death of the Archduke and his wife as they rode in an open car through the streets of Sarajevo had immediate and profound repercussions. The problem was that the assassin was part of a group that had ties to the Serbian military itself; as such, in a world-class case of overreaction, Austro-Hungary held the Serbian government complicit in the murder and set in motion the wheels of war which would, in turn, start a chain of events that would, over the course a just a few weeks, not only bring the two countries to blows, but would drag the entire continent into the fray with it. The result? World War One—arguably one of the bloodiest and most futile conflicts in history. (Final death toll: 15 million.)




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Top Ten Religious Figures Of All Time


While politicians, military leaders and entertainers come and go throughout history, religious figures last for all time, millions still following, respecting or worshiping them thousands of years after their deaths. The list below does not just include what theologians would call prophets, but also lists figures who had a significant impact on real world religiosity.  The placing of Jesus Christ of Nazareth at number one and the Prophet Mohammad of Mecca at number two was based solely on the numbers of followers, and not because of one being less or more important than the other. Putting together a list like this will invite both controversy and emotion, but it is not the intention to annoy, bother or insult anyone. It is simply a look back on those who have most shaped our ideas about faith, religion and secular thought throughout the ages of humanity.

1. Jesus of Nazareth (circa 7 BCE-36 CE)

With more than 1.5 billion followers worldwide, Christianity remains the largest single religion on Earth, and is why Jesus of Nazareth sites atop the poll. Even if it wasn’t the largest religion, however, it is beyond serious debate the impact this itinerant rabbi from Galilee has had on the planet. What is especially remarkable about this is that his public ministry lasted little more than two years, he never had more than a few thousand followers during his lifetime, he left no personal writings, and was even executed for sedition by the Roman authorities, all of which should have made him little more than a footnote in history.

2. Prophet Mohammed of Mecca (571-632 CE)

It’s hard to underestimate the impact this middle-aged merchant turned mystic turned religious leader turned military commander has had on history and the role he continues to play in the lives of well over a billion people around the planet. Considered by one sixth of the world’s population to have been the last and greatest of all the prophets, he is best remembered as the man who penned the Koran, one of the best known and most widely read sacred writings in the world.

3. Gautama Buddha (circa 563-483 BCE)

We tend to use the term “Buddha” as a metaphor for spiritual enlightenment or wisdom, but there was a real flesh-and-blood person behind the mythology. Siddhartha Gautama ideas of enlightenment and nirvana thrived in his own day. Quickly attracting a legion of disciples, his teachings laid the foundation for one of the world’s great eastern faith structures, Buddhism, which as of this writing claims nearly 400 million adherents worldwide.

4. Krishna (circa 3228-3102 BCE)

Like the Buddha, it is sometimes difficult to distinguish between historical fact and metaphor when it comes to some of the most ancient religious figures. Though Krishna didn’t actually found the modern religion of Hinduism—it’s basic tenets already being in place prior to his arrival—among all of the Vishnu avatars, he is the most popular and the one closest to the heart of the people, which is why he remains so venerated five thousand years later.

5. Confucius (551-479 BCE)

Confucius (the Latinized version of his Chinese name, Kong Zi) was not a religious leader per se, but more of a philosopher whose teachings on personal and governmental morality, justice, and sincerity deeply influenced Chinese, Korean, Japanese and Vietnamese thought and life.

6. Zoroaster (Unknown. Anywhere between the 18th and 6th centuries BCE)

Zoroaster, also called Zarathustra, was an ancient Persian prophet who founded the first historically acknowledged world religion known, not surprisingly, as Zoroastrianism. According to the Zend Avesta, the sacred book of Zoroastrianism. Zoroastrian philosophy entered the West through Judaism and Platonism and has even been identified as one of the key early events in the development of philosophy.

7. Martin Luther (1483-1546)

While Christianity is wrought with dozens of individuals who played a major role in shaping its doctrines and making it the faith structure it is today, few men had a greater impact upon the fragmenting the church in general than this fiery German theologian from Eisleben.

8. Moses (circa 1391-1271 BCE)

While the history of Judaism is filled with famous prophets and leaders-from Kings David and Solomon to the prophets Elijah and Ezekiel—no one man had more impact than did Moses, without whose guidance and leadership the modern Jewish religion would not exist.

9. Joseph Smith, Jr. (1805-1844)

Easily one of the most controversial figures from the first half of the nineteenth century, it is difficult to imagine how one man, persuaded that he was a prophet of God, could start a religion—the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (officially the LDS but commonly referred to as the Mormon church)—practically single-handedly, that would one day grow to over fourteen million worldwide followers.

10. Mary Baker Eddy (1821-1910)

Though the founder of Christian Science doesn’t have all that many followers any more (only around 30,000 or so as of late) her impact on American religious beliefs in the nineteenth century cannot be underestimated. Her controversial perspectives on everything from the illusory nature of the material world to her de facto rejection of a personal God and the concept of hell definitely put her somewhat outside of what is usually referred to as “orthodoxy”, though many of her ideas survive and can still be found in some New Age churches and other metaphysical and mystical traditions today



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Top Ten Ghaddafi Green Book Quotes


With Libya now in the hands of its own factions, for better or for worse, the fate of the country will be decided by the many and not the one. Moammar Gadhafi, the crazed and eccentric dictator, is done. He has blamed his downfall on America, Al-Qaida, foreign influence, jealously and even drug use.  People who have that much power for a long time, simply cannot accept any other ideas but their own and that in and of itself may drive individuals to insanity.

Gadhafi’s infamous Green Book is a representation of just how mad the man truly is. Libya’s number one best selling book of all time, Libyans have been forced to study it from the age of eight for two hours week, every week since he published it in 1975. Subtitled ‘The Solution to the Problems of Democracy; The Social Basis in the Third Universal Theory,’ the formerly mandatory traditional reading is a rambling treatise of contradicting, disconnected ideas, that are often enough unintentionally hilarious. Below we present our ten favorite quotes from Gadhafi’s book that is now all but but fallen into the dustbin of history.  

  • 1. “Women, like men, are human beings. This is an incontestable truth… Women are different from men in form because they are females, just as all females in the kingdom of plants and animals differ from the male of their species… According to gynecologists women, unlike men, menstruate each month… Since men cannot be impregnated they do not experience the ailments that women do. She breastfeeds for nearly two years.”
  • 2. “There are inevitable cycles of social history: the yellow race’s domination of the world, when it came from Asia, and the white race’s attempts at colonizing extensive areas of all continents of the world. Now, it is the turn of the black race to prevail in the world.”
  • 3. “While it is democratically not permissible for an individual to own any information or publishing medium, all individuals have a natural right to self-expression by any means, even if such means were insane and meant to prove a person’s insanity.”
  • 4. “Mandatory education is a coercive education that suppresses freedom. To impose specific teaching materials is a dictatorial act.”
  • 5. “If a community of people wears white on a mournful occasion and another dresses in black, then one community would like white and dislike black and the other would like black and dislike white. Moreover, this attitude leaves a physical effect on the cells as well as on the genes in the body.”
  • 6. “Sporting clubs which constitute the traditional sports institutions in the world today are rapacious social instruments. The grandstands of public athletic fields are actually constructed to obstruct access to the fields.”
  • 7. “Placing a child in a day nursery is coercive and tyrannical and a violation of the child’s free and natural disposition.”
  • 8. “Labour in return for wages is virtually the same as enslaving a human being. In a socialist society no person may own a private means of transportation for the purpose of renting to others, because this represents controlling the needs of others.”
  • 9. “The democratic system is a cohesive structure whose foundation stones are firmly laid one above the other, the Basic People’s Conferences, the People’s Conferences, and the People’s Committees, which finally come together when the General People’s Conference convenes. There is absolutely no conception of democratic society other than this.”
  • 10. “No representation of the people—representation is a falsehood. The mere existence of parliaments underlies the absence of the people, for democracy can only exist with the presence of the people and not in the presence of representatives of the people.”

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Top Ten Reasons to Quit Your Job


Most of us would rather be at home at any given point during the day, but work is an unfortunate fact of life. We will spend our best years and most alert hours of lives in the workplace, but sometimes we simply have to move on to the next job. These are many reasons why you might want to quit your current job.  Below are difficult, if not impossible, work problems to solve.  In the end, we all need to look our for our own best interest. Our jobs consume too many hours of too many days of our lives for us to stay where we are if we’re miserable. No excuses, now. If these problems exist in your current job, make a plan and get the hell out of there!

  • 1. Your company is experiencing a downward spiral
  • 2. Your relationship with your manager is damaged beyond repair
  • 3. Your life situation has changed
  • 4. Your values are at odds with the corporate culture
  • 5. You simply find nothing about your job you enjoy anymore
  • 6. Your workplace is ethically challenged
  • 7. You have found yourself behaving in ways that are improper
  • 8. You’ve burned your bridges with too many co-workers
  • 9. Your stress level is so high its affecting your home life
  • 10. You are unchallenged

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Top Ten Hollywood Pick-Up Lines


So you’re out at a club with your friends and you see the a girl across the bar. You get the nerve to go over to her and say, “Is your dad a theif?…because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes.”

So then what happens? Does she laugh, bat her eyes or throw the rest of her beer in your face? It all depends on the circumstances. Movies have long been the source of some of the funniest and most memorable pick-up lines and here at RELATIVITY Online we thought to put together a some of our favorites. Enjoy, but we don’t recommend using any of them!

  • 1. “You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains, I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.” – Owen Wilson, “The Wedding Crashers” (credit: New Line Cinema)
  • 2. “I don’t exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?” – Russell Crowe, “A Beautiful Mind” (credit: Universal Pictures
  • 3.“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.” – Will Ferrell, “Anchorman” (credit: DreamWorks)
  • 4.“What color are your eyes?”
  • “Um – they’re blue.”
  • I’d like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo. For the weekend. We leave in an hour.” – Javier Bardem, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” (credit: The Weinstein Company)
  • 5.“God, you’re a real live outlaw!”
  • “I may be the outlaw, but you’re the one stealing my heart.” – Brad Pitt, “Thelma and Louise” (credit: MGM)
  • 6.“Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.” – Ryan Reynolds, “Van Wilder” (credit: Artisan Entertainment)
  • 7.“Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse.” – Groucho Marx, “A Day at the Races” (credit: MGM)
  • 8.“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.” – “Hitch” (credit: Sony Pictures Classics)
  • 9.“Do you have a cell phone I could use?”
  • “Why?”
  • “Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.” – Vince Vaughn, “Couples Retreat” (credit: Universal Pictures)
  • 10.“There’s something I want to say that’s always been very difficult for me to say. ‘I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.’ There. I’ve never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that. “ – Steve Martin, “The Jerk” (credit: Universal Pictures)

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  • CANADA: AN EXPAT HEAVEN With our ever shrinking global village, migratory work patterns are becoming more and more a part of people’s lives. Work in one country, summer in another, then try yet another. Thinking about it? Canada, Australia and Thailand are the best places to do
  • NO KIDDING, CONDOLEEZA! In a video at the recently opened George W. Bush Library, Condoleeza Rice confirms Bush was both aware and condoned torture. Guess there’s no need to lie your asses off anymore, is there Dipshit?
  • NO MATTER WHAT, IT'S WORTH IT With its Tex-Mex menu, Taco Bell is one of the most popular fat-food chains in America. No matter what happens after you eat it..
  • TURKISH AUTISTIC ATHIESTS “Autistic children do not know believing in God because they do not have a section of faith in their brains,” claims a renowned Turkish Sociologist. Gotta love nut-jobs, like this asshole! They’re so entertaining!



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