On March 17th, 2010 South Park began its 14th season on American Television. The animated comedy series created, produced, and written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker has become a politically incorrect institution in America. For Stone and Parker, no celebrity, politician, religion, country or issue is above being lampooned and their fans love them for it. Intended for mature audiences, the show revolves around four 3rd grade children – Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman – and their adventures in small town Colorado. The shows crude, dark, satirical and wildly politically incorrect humor is best represented by the shows most popular character – Eric Cartman. South Park’s main antagonist, Cartman is profane, mean, spoiled, and selfish, but that’s why people love him as much as they do. So much so, that many prominent publications list Eric Cartman as one of the most iconic television characters of all time. Praised as highly as it is criticized, South Park remains as popular today as it has ever been. The show will certainly go down in television history for its willingness to push the boundaries of humor, with Eric Cartman’s big obnoxious mouth leading the way.

• 1. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”
• 2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
• 3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”
• 4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
• 5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Cartman
  “I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies
• 6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
• 7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”
• 8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”
• 9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.
• 10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy
  “Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman