Little words of love and affection often mean a lot to those on the receiving end. Nevertheless, the collection of phrases below are much more memorable. There’s nothing like sticking it someone who drives you crazy, a verbal joust that stings long after its delivered. Politically Incorrect? Crude? Tasteless? Of course and that’s why we love them! Hohol contributed the most insults to this list. We here at the RELATIVTY OnLine office think its because he’s used to hearing them more than the rest of us.
- 1. “Your birth certificate is an apology for birth control.”
- 2. “You must’ve been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.”
- 3. “Dumbass”
- 4. “Your mother just called . . . she wants you to pick up some condoms on the way home. She doesn’t want to make the same mistake twice.”
- 5. “If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.”
- 6.” You know . . . I’d set you up on a blind date, but blind people usually have a strong sense of smell.”
- 7. “Your face, your ass . . . what’s the difference?”
- 8. “You’ll never be half the man your mother is.”
- 9. “Go lay by your dish.”
- 10. “Get sterilized . . . before its too late.”
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