From American Corespondent Larry Wohlgemuth…
You’ve seen the woman in the black SUV, busily chatting on her cell phone while her children watch DVDs of Sesame Street in the backseat. Believing herself too busy to chat with her children, she’s allowed them to be raised by small plastic discs, unaware of the implications.
This generation committed to earning ever larger sums of money couldn’t be bothered with such mundane tasks as speaking with their children. Instead that was relegated to DVD players and video games, and in extreme circumstances psychiatric medications.
Do you think these people ever considered how their children would turn out as they busily fattened their bank accounts? Whether they did or not, they now have a generation of children unlike anything ever seen before.
It begs the question, what is a Sesame Street Revolutionary warrior?
The hippies, my generation, came from a vastly different dynamic than today’s Sesame Street warriors. In the 60s we still lived a “traditional” family life, with dad working and mom staying home to raise the children. Consequently, even though we rejected our parents values, we had at least been exposed to them.
Today’s revolutionaries, at least those not sorely affected by some sort of psychotropic concoction, are relatively free of any ambivalence. Their parents had precious little input into developing their fertile young minds, and their children subscribe to the gospel according to Elmo. Our parents could talk shit on Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman, but what can these parents possibly say that would turn their children against Elmo and Big Bird?
In my day cartoons like Bugs Bunny, Quick Draw McGraw and the Roadrunner were filled with endless scenes of violence and mayhem, albeit cartoon violence. Regardless, our young minds were assimilated into a collective that worships violence, so our response to perceived injustices was also violence. Violence begets violence, so it served its purpose even though we eventually ended the War in Vietnam.
f you’ve never watched Sesame Street or any other of today’s fares for young children, you would be quite surprised at how vastly different they are from El Kabong. While El Kabong might smash you over the head with his guitar, Bert and Ernie talk out their differences and arrive at a mutually satisfying solution. It’s that Wonderland where everybody plays nice, and everybody gets along, which means today’s young people have been raised with an exaggerated sense of fair play.
Recently the right wing has launched an assault on NPR, realizing the generation of warriors that’s been created by the Children’s Television Network. The problem is that train’s already left the station, and there’s nothing they can do about millions of young people whose sense for justice is keen and training in violent resolution to problems is absent.
An object lesson in all this might be the uprisings in Tunisia and Egypt, where protesters have remained largely nonviolent. While there has been occasional incidents of rock throwing, most of the violence is attributable to government police thugs. Without firing a shot, the young people in Egypt are going to bend the government to their will.
This is made possible by the technology which they so deftly use. Scenes of police beating on protesters are beamed around the world at the speed of light, and the blowback from the international community is almost immediate. I personally have called my representative and senators several times on this matter, and I’m sure many others have as well.
It’s obvious watching Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton comment on events in Egypt that they are far behind the curve. Apparently our techno-president is no match for the protesters who were texting before they even went to school. In this matter, people are getting their information as fast or faster than even the president.
One of the few weapons they have would be to shut down the Internet, however that has associated costs. The international activist group, Anonymous, has made clear its intentions to disrupt business and trade should anyone attempt to interfere with or abridge a free Internet.
As of yet we’ve not seen incursions by Anonymous in Egypt, however that doesn’t mean they lack a presence there. Certainly, should governments attempt a blackout on communications out of Egypt, Anonymous would make its presence felt. Once again, people of that generation reacting without resorting to violence. They will, indeed, be a formidable opponent.
Word is out that governments and political parties have hired public relations firms to go online in an attempt to bully and silence dissent. Their efforts are often ham-handed and transparent, making them easy to spot. It would be easier to sneak a Polish sausage past a pack of hungry dogs than for these online goons to pass as legitimate commentators. They’re out of their league, and it’s a league run by twenty-somethings.
So Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Kermit the Frog, et al, have raised what may be the most daunting band of revolutionaries that world governments have ever faced. Even the anarchists, who are inclined to resort to violence, are similarly invested with this exaggerated sense of right and wrong. Sun Tzu, the legendary Chinese warrior, would nod approvingly at this radical Army that’s been so magnificently built to face exactly this opponent. Wall Street bankers with greasy hair and bloodstained hands will be no match for them.
My friend Dianne Lawson, in her February astrological forecast for 2011, compares today’s planetary alignment with that in 1776. A revolutionary fervor is in the air, and events around the world clearly indicate that to be fact. The revolution is here, and contrary to rumor it appears that it WILL be televised.
This is a formless army of stealth able to adapt to just about any conditions. Rather than fall in behind a singular leader, they’ve chosen instead to align themselves behind certain principles which will carry the movement regardless of who goes missing. A single loss won’t shut them down.
So, all those years you were too busy to talk to your children, you weren’t aware that they were being trained as revolutionaries in your very own backseat. They may be the first generation that’s been raised almost exclusively with the messages of cooperation and justice for all. Because you were so busy trying to make more money, Cookie Monster was teaching your children how to do the right thing.
Try to shut down NPR if you want, but it’s far too late for that. The troops are on the ground, and their numbers grow daily as more of them are exposed to the injustices and brutality of the powers that be. It’s too late for you, so accept your fate and recognize that when your children are done, it will be a far better world.
Think of it, you believed you were so hot and now you’re ready to get your asses kicked by General Elmo, and Colonel Cookie Monster’s getting ready to put one up your ass. All that’s left is for Bert and Ernie to come out publicly and your desecration will be complete. It’s true, everything they needed to know to change the world, they learned in kindergarten.





