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Vegans Bang Better?

From Thomas Megginson via Osocio…

I’m not quite sure what to think of this new PETA campaign for veganism. They’ve been promoting the ”vegetarians make better lovers thing for some time now, but in this version they use comedy (voiced by comedian Kevin Nealon) rather than sensuality to get the point across.

But is the idea of being intimately injured by an overenthusiastic lover really that appealing?

“All over the world, regular guys are choosing a vegan diet, unaware of the erotic consequences. As a result, an epidemic is spreading among their “loved” ones: BWVAKTBOOM, “Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me.”

For years, women have been open to the physical, emotional, and karmic benefits of veganism. But now, more and more men are discovering the perks of a plant-based diet. More specifically, a dramatic increase in their wang power and sexual stamina.

Unfortunately, the consequences of all this mind-blowing intercourse can often lead to sex injuries such as whiplash, pulled muscles, rug burn, and even a dislocated hip.”

They even have testimonials.

It will certainly get attention, anyway, even if it does straddle some rather uncomfortable lines between sex and violence, comedy and deception.

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