Archive | September, 2009

Manicure Culture

Manicure Culture

From Lara Matossian-Roberts… At the moment, I have nails painted ‘Really Red’. I remember a time when nail polish was something on your mother’s dressing table you just kinda played with.  It didn’t have a name.  It was just a color.  Red.  Pink.  Or an iridescent glossy one. Now we have ten million shades of [...]

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Gentleman Obama

Gentleman Obama

These days it’s rare to get an even handed account of American politics and its geopolitical interests, both domestic and foreign. The American media, more than ever before, is slanted to one side or the other. Perhaps, more than any other branch of the media, FOX news is simply laughable in its daily attempts at slandering President [...]

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Top Ten George W. Bush Quotes

Top Ten George W. Bush Quotes

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The Presidency of George W Bush saw some of the most defining moments in contemporary history. One would expect him to have gone down in quotations books on subjects like war and the economy. What George W Bush is most quoted for, however, is his famous slip-of-the-tongue. A man of few words and even less sense, [...]

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Top Ten Movie Villians

Top Ten Movie Villians

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They’re wicked and they’re foul, they’re evil and they’re deviant, but what would movies be without them? While most are truly quite horrific, others are also a little funny. But throughout the many years of cinematic history, one fact has always remained constant about movie bad guys… we love to hate them. Following is our [...]

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An Angry Little Troll

An Angry Little Troll

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Internet trolls are a common problem in the online community, but thankfully with a little work you can weed them out. IP address tracing software is a wonderful thing. What is an Internet Troll? The contemporary use of the term first appeared on the Internet in late 1980s. These days it refers to people who [...]

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The Curse of Africa

The Curse of Africa

Teeming with abundant natural resources, fertile land and open spaces, from certain perspectives, Africa is among the richest continents on the planet. All a region needs to thrive is at the fingertips of so many African nations, yet so many do not. From inside Uganda’s capital of Kampala, RELATIVTY’s OnLine’s African correspondent Arinaitwe Rugyendo blames [...]

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  • AHMADINEJAD SUFFERS BURNS Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s much anticipated address to the U.N. ended in tragedy when a pyrotechnics mishap left the him with third-degree burns on his hands and face. His entrance music “Highway To Hell” also skipped. Bad day for the Mad Iranian Hobbit.
  • FOOD BARONS WORSE THAN WALL STREET Big Food makes Big Finance look like amateurs: 3 firms process 70% of US beef; 87% of acreage dedicated to GE crops contained crops bearing Monsanto traits; 4 companies produced 75% of cereal and snacks. Holy Shit Batman! Now that’s an dictatorial Monopl
  • HAS EGYPT"S REVOLUTION BECOME A MILITARY COUP? As the so-called Supreme Council of the Armed Forces increasingly cements, and in some cases flaunts, its firm grip on power, the revolution that inspired a region is beginning to look more like an old-fashioned military takeover.
  • KOSHER AND HALAL NO MORE The Dutch parliament voted to ban ritual slaughter of animals, a move strongly opposed by the country’s Muslim and Jewish minorities. Get over yourself Amsterdam, hit the bong, bang a prostutte and live and let live already.
  • TO ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE Online dating has become more popular than ever and cyber sex has replaced face to face excitment altogether for some. To all the ladies out there, the guy you’re currently online with just sent us his photo. Oy Yah baby.
  • WiKI SLAMS SCIENTOLOGISTS Wikipedia has banned the Church of Scientology from editing any articles. Punishment for repeated and deceptive editing of articles related to the controversial religion. Like Wikipedia isn’t filled with false crap anyway. Morons.

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